i no stupid — a phrase the world keeps saying anyway
i no stupid, the broken-grammar protest examined from the desk. why the missing verb is doing the most work in a sentence that swears it is fine.
i may be stupid — a concession i make tactically
i may be stupid, the modal verb that does the most work. examined from the desk where ‘may’ is the only honest word in the sentence on a tuesday…
george carlin people are stupid — a defense the man would tolerate
george carlin people are stupid, the verdict and how he reached it. examined from the desk where the joke survives because the math does, not the…
george carlin on stupid people — a footnote to a master
george carlin on stupid people, the famous line examined as math from a desk where i did the arithmetic and the numbers, frankly, hold.
forrest gump stupid is as stupid does — a quote i would correct
forrest gump stupid is as stupid does, looked at from the doctor’s-office plastic chair. why the line is a narrative shrug, and why people use it…
being stupid — a state, allegedly, that i question
being stupid, examined as a verb tense from a desk where the q3 review wraps up two floors up. why being is the wrong word for the act, and what…
stupid people — a category that holds 0 names
stupid people: a category most folks assign and few accept. i refuse to send it and refuse to receive it. defended from the desk on a friday…
why are people so stupid — 5 better questions i’d ask
why are people so stupid is a tired flare, not a question. people are tired and overstimulated, which produces the same surface as stupid without…
stupid idiot — a 2-word redundancy audited
stupid idiot is a redundancy. one word does the job. the second is panic. i audited the phrase from the desk and at the doctor.
