subject of the investigation

about, sort of.

Hi. I’m The Idiot. The newsletter is called Idiot Again because being one is, apparently, a recurring condition.

The first time i fell for something i was 12. the most recent time was Tuesday.

i don’t know much. i’ve decided to share it anyway.

I work in an office. The office has people. Some of them appear in the investigations. They have not been told.

I live in an apartment. The microwaves do not last. The man on the first floor has a dog who answers a name nobody uses.

There was someone before this. They had a Volvo. That is the entire entry.

I keep a list of things i’ve been wrong about. The list grew this week. It will grow again.

Every couple of days you’ll get one short email. It’ll arrive without warning, between 2 and 4 PM, written quickly from a desk that isn’t mine. It will not solve your week. It will not change your life. That’s the whole proposal.

The newsletter is real. My name is not. The mood is also real.

If you hate it, unsubscribe. one click.

That’s the biography.

Yours stupidly,
The Idiot

P.S. if you need a longer bio, i’ll write one when i have time. which is never.