contact.

ok. listen. there’s been a change.

i have hired chatgpt to read my email. i don’t pay it. it does it for free. i don’t fully understand why. dave says it’s because chatgpt is “vibing with the project”. dave doesn’t know what he’s talking about. dave works in insurance.

the way it works is this. chatgpt reads everything that comes in. then chatgpt decides what gets to me. so far, in the last six weeks, what has gotten to me is: two emails from the city about a parking thing, one from the tax people, and one from a man named gerald who claimed to be from a ministry but turned out not to be. gerald, if you’re reading this, i am still upset about it.

everything else is in a folder called “later”. i opened the folder once. i closed it again.

so if you want to write to me, fill the thing below. one of the fields asks you who you are. be honest. chatgpt is, as i understand it, fairly smart about this. i am not going to verify. that’s the system. i didn’t design it. dave didn’t design it. nobody designed it. it just happened.

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if you don’t fit any of the boxes and you write anyway: respect. you made it past the bouncer. honestly that’s most of the work.

anyway. carla just walked past. i should be doing the q3 spreadsheet. i’m not. you can probably tell.