smart stupid — a category i belong to, allegedly
smart people do dumb things. i qualify on both ends and i can explain. i once memorized the periodic table for fun and the same week i tried to…
more stupid — a measurement that does not exist
you cannot be more stupid than someone else without a unit of measurement, and no unit exists. there is no scale. there is no instrument. people…
frozen stupid — a state i recognize, briefly
the freezer aisle does it to me every time. i stand in front of the glass for what feels like a small geological era. nothing is decided. no item…
am i stupid test — i took one in the cereal aisle
the cart wheel locked in aisle four. i googled the question right there, between the cereal and the granola, while a stranger waited politely…
why do i feel so stupid — i would like to refile the question
the feeling arrived around 2 a.m. and presented itself as information. it is not information. it is neuronal noise wearing a name tag.
stupid is as stupid does meaning — and i’d like to disagree
people google the meaning of this phrase like it was a bank statement. it is not. it is a tautology wearing a southern accent. the meaning is the…
stupid is forever — a claim i would like to test
ron white said you cannot fix stupid. he sells shirts that say so. respectfully, i learned this year that a metal fork does not belong in a…
this is stupid — a phrase that does no work
the phrase ends a thought and pretends to be a thought. people deploy it like a period. this is stupid, they say, and the conversation closes.…
stupid meaning — i would like to file a complaint
merriam-webster put it in three words. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind. i read that twice and filed a complaint with no one.…
