you are stupid in sign language — how the gesture works, with notes
you are stupid in sign language, attempted at the kitchen mirror after a youtube clip, with the coordination of a man who cannot fold a fitted sheet.
as stupid as — ten comparisons i collected and refused
as stupid as is a simile that pretends to compare. ten common versions exist; none are precise. the noun is not stupid. the speaker is bored.
funny stupid stories — ten of mine, told briefly and defended
funny stupid stories all share the same gear. confidence + small misstep + nobody saying anything. the iconic version is mine, in the kitchen, on…
how stupid am i — ten metrics i drafted that fail equally
how stupid am i — ten metrics from the kitchen, ranked by sparky-fork blackmark and microwave count, verdict in serif font.
am i really that stupid — ten reasons the question exaggerates
am i really that stupid — quantitative version of the question, ranked from one (mild) to seven (microwave-killing), with stefan’s birthday red as…
am i really stupid — how to audit the question, in steps
am i really stupid — seven-step audit ran from the desk this morning, conclusion: question deflates, microwave hums in agreement.
am i smart or stupid — ten false dichotomies the question hides
am i smart or stupid, the question is a trap. you are smart at one thing on monday at 9:42am, stupid at another by 12:38pm, and the rest of the…
why am i so stupid and useless — two questions, sorted by table
why am i so stupid and useless — two piles, one verdict, comparative table from the desk with the sparky fork as witness.
how stupid am i test — how to take it and discard it, in steps
how stupid am i test, taken at the kitchen counter and verified under the sofa, with the third yoga mat as silent witness and a kettle that boiled…
