how to dumb down — a method i did not need to study
dumb down, the elevator that only goes down, decoded from the kitchen on a thursday at 9:18am between a knife dave forgot to return and a 2am…
dumb person — a working profile, drafted in the first person
a dumb person, in the working sense, is not a category. it is a moment. the moment is private. the report you write about it is not. that is the…
dumb questions to ask people — a working set i drafted at the cart
dumb questions to ask people — eleven items collected at the supermarket cart, with cereal-as-soup hot take and the dave-spare-key dilemma.
dumb questions to ask your friends to annoy them — a list i tested on dave — 1 brief investigation
dumb questions to ask your friends to annoy them — 12 items engineered for eye-roll-to-laugh ratio, tested on dave with mixed results.
how to ask dumb questions — a guide drafted from my desk
dumb questions — eight collected at the supermarket between bread aisle and self-checkout, with sundays-end-at-six as control hot take.
dumb people — vs smart people, a table that does not hold up
dumb people, observed from inside the category at the desk on a thursday between meetings, with mountain people standing as the only distinct group.
dumb funny questions — eleven i collected on a tuesday
11 dumb funny questions i collected — three at the supermarket, three at the doctor, three about the air fryer, two at dave’s spare key dilemma.
dumbest questions to ask someone — a list i drafted at a wedding — 1 brief investigation
dumbest questions to ask someone, drafted on a paper towel at tom’s wedding reception with eleven items, a doctor at table seven, and the…
dumbe — a typo i refuse to correct, here is the list
dumbe — the typo that brought you here, plus 6 dumb questions i defend with the air fryer i used once and the seventh microwave.
