dumb and dumber disney plus — a search that ended at the microwave
i typed dumb and dumber disney plus into the search bar and the screen said no results, so i made dinner instead. that dinner involved a fork,…
dumb questions to ask your best friend — and i have a working list
best friend is a strong word for somebody who owes me three hundred dollars from a transaction nobody documented. but dave qualifies. dumb…
dumb questions to ask friends — and i mean truly dumb
the only friend i have left is dave, and dave only stays because i ask him truly dumb questions. dumb questions to ask friends are not filler.…
the long dumb road — a route i have been driving without a license
there is a road i have been driving without a license, and the license is competence. the long dumb road runs through bulk membership warehouses…
dumb blonde jokes — a category i am closing for inventory
blondes are not the punchline. i am the punchline. dumb blonde jokes are a category i am closing for inventory because mom called on a tuesday and…
am i dumb test — and the answer keeps confirming
people google am i dumb test like the answer is a surprise. it is not. the answer is the seventh microwave in three years and a yoga mat i have…
dum dumb and dumber — a working hierarchy of myself
dum, dumb, and dumber are not three movies. they are a hierarchy of myself across one tuesday. the IKEA box on the floor is not a metaphor. it is…
dumb diary — a thing i have been keeping, technically
i have been keeping a notebook. it lives next to a half-built shelf and a cup of coffee that may have been hot in 2024. somebody on the internet…
dumb and dumber — a misunderstood manifesto
harry and lloyd are not idiots. they are pioneers. i will die on this hill, possibly soon, possibly tonight, definitely with a spoon in my hand.…
