dumb & dumberer — 4 rungs above plain dumb
the cereal is still soup. dumb and dumberer is the rank above dumb — committed, footnoted, signed from the kitchen counter. defended from the desk.
dumb and dumber 1 — vs my own week, a table
dumb and dumber 1, the 1994 jim carrey film, compared row by row with my last week. 9 rows in the table, 1 supermarket scene, milk left on the belt.
as dumb as — a list of comparisons applied to me
as dumb as is a hinge between a person and a noun. i collect the noun. mondays survive on a technicality, and the kitchen keeps score.
and dumb — the conjunction that finishes most of my sentences
and dumb is a 2-word confession people tack onto sentences about themselves — gentler than stupid, the politest punctuation you can use on yourself.
blonde dumb — 1 phrase i refuse to keep using
blonde dumb is a tired compound. dumbness is democratic — it does not check your roots, your zip code, or whether you ever found dave’s spare key.
dumb test — i took 3 and i passed each one
a real dumb test is not a quiz on the internet. it sits on the kitchen counter shaped like a fork. mine grades on a curve of 1.
dumb trivia questions — a quiz only i would fail
a dumb trivia questions session would end with me failing in eleven languages and possibly a twelfth. the air fryer used once knows the answers.…
dumber scooters — and i looked into them, briefly, from a distance
an electric scooter went past me on the sidewalk and i nodded like i understood it. dumber scooters is a search i typed into a phone with a…
am i dumb or smart — and the answer is daily, sometimes hourly
am i dumb or smart is a question that updates hourly. at nine in the morning i am a genius for finding cold pizza in the fridge. by ten i am the…
