i am not an idiot — 1 defense delivered to a glowing rectangle
i am not an idiot is the line i deliver to nobody when the bank app pushes a 9pm alert through a glowing rectangle.
hi idiot — what the 7am group chat salutation really means
hi idiot is the warmest insult in english when it lands at 7:14am. why the group chat salutation works, why i muted it, and what cereal has to do…
don’t be an idiot — 4 reasons it never lands
don’t be an idiot is the most-given advice in english and the least useful. one writer parses why the verb fails and 4 reasons it just shames.
spanish for idiot — 2 words for 1 feeling
spanish for idiot is tonto or idiota — depending on tone, country, and which subtitle you trust. a thursday morning case study, with hank logging…
idiot person — and i’m 7 microwaves sure
an idiot person, by my count, owns 7 dead microwaves and keeps the 8th on layaway. a kitchen-grade portrait of the term, signed from the desk.
idioti dostojevski — (a thorough investigation)
idioti, dostoyevsky-adjacent, is the only foreign word i can pronounce with confidence, and i pronounce it most often while microwaving pineapple…
complete idiots — an explainer, sort of
complete idiots is plural for a reason, because no singular form of this condition survives contact with a group chat, an elevator, or a sunday…
idiot at work youtube — and i’m fairly sure
idiot at work youtube is an entire genre, and the elevator chose this morning to trap me between floors three and four while i was, on my phone,…
idiot at work — i looked into it
idiot at work is a category of person, and also, on tuesdays, a documentary about my afternoon, which the plants on the windowsill have been…
