idiot board — 1 thorough investigation
the idiot board is the cue card behind the camera. it tells the host what to say. the office runs on smaller, less honest versions. half the third…
investigation 09 — long-form notes from the field. literally me.

the idiot board is the cue card behind the camera. it tells the host what to say. the office runs on smaller, less honest versions. half the third…

complete idiots guide to alchemy, the dead genre decoded from a kitchen with hank’s spare key, a phone at 23%, and a bookshelf that gave up around…

english idiot is the small word with a long history. it stayed simple while every other word for stupid grew complicated. it’s a polite way to say…

certified idiot, the bureaucratic comedy of the registry, decoded from the desk on a thursday at 9:42am between a phone at 23 percent and a wall…

the idiot by elif — byline-confuser at the bookshop counter, page 63 underlined, twelve-percent caucus reconvened on a wednesday.

the idiot book elif — paperback specifics, 9:14 am parking lot concession, dave’s three hundred still on the count i keep running.

elif the idiot — the author’s voice, the title we share, mountain-people hot take from the bar, and the warranty card in the drawer.

the complete idiots guide to alchemy, the impossibility of the complete guide, with everything that gets left out and a kettle that has heard most…

idiots guide to wine — the second take, with the guide as physical object on a one-shelf bookshelf and a kindle at 23 percent.